Pitiful Pearl

A few nights of no sleep for anyone in the family will ALWAYS buy the cause of that no sleep situation an early morning trip to the pediatrician.

Well, it will if the cause is a pitiful looking three-year old with huge circles under her eyes, anyway.
When the cause is a two-month old who will only sleep in weird positions, with her pacifier in her mouth, leading you to spend a majority of the night trying to sleep on the floor of her nursery so you are within arms' length of her and able replace that pacifier in her mouth when she wakes up every five minutes looking for it?

Well, then you're just out of luck.

(Brigid has walking pneumonia. And a prescription for antibiotics that she doesn't want to take. Good times, good tim