Did you know that in a pinch, a mother polar bear will eat her cubs?
Judging from her hasty response of, 'But this one would never do that, of course!', his partner did not, in fact, know this and wasn't too excited to have learned about it during a CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL CHRISTMAS PARADE!
I know Steve is tired of hearing me talk about this, but I just can't help it...I don't think this whole thing will ever NOT be funny to me.
Don't get any ideas, buddy...that one is mine.