Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Bump: (almost) 25 Weeks

I've done an absolutely terrible job of documenting this pregnancy around here, what with my all-consuming desire to just get these nine months over with already, so I can move on to the sweet and squishy OMG LITTLE BABY YAY FOR BABIES!!$#*&!*%! portion of the party, but yeah...
Let me introduce you to Big Hoss, my very pronounced baby bump. BH and I aren't exactly on speaking terms at the moment. I mean, she's doing what she needs to be doing, what with all of the healthy baby growing and whatnot that's happening right now, but did we really need to get THAT BIG, THAT QUICKLY, there, buddy? I am NOT exaggerating when I say that I know three people who are due before me (INCLUDING ONE PERSON WHO IS HAVING TWINS, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD), and I've got them ALL beat on the size of my stomach.

Fifteen weeks to go, kids. Fifteen weeks to go.

Now, who wants to start taking bets on how many times Hoss and I get stuck in our beach chair while we're off on vacation next week?


  1. Dude, I am way bigger than you. Also, you look all cute.

  2. Well hello Big Hoss...nice to meet you!!

  3. BH, hahaha! I'm 27 weeks but at 24 weeks, I'm pretty sure I was bigger than you. I look like I'm ready to deliver any minute!

  4. Yeah, that 2nd one just pops right out, doesn't it?

  5. I am probably the worst friend you could ever ask for, but if you DO get stuck, I want to hear about it.

    You look amazing though! I don't think that you're that big.


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