Before the concert
Me: I love you, but I think I should have held out for someone a little dirtier or scruffier than you.
Steve: I didn't wear deoderant today, if that helps.
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During band #1
Me: If this band was a little older, I'd totally have a crush on the lead singer. He has great hair. But I don't, because it would be a felony.
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During band #2
Me: I love this band. They're like Elvis, if Elvis played hard rock.
Steve: So they're nothing like Elvis?
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Steve: Every heavy metal band should just do covers of hair ballads.
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During band #3
Steve: Hey, is that Kristin Stewart up there singing?
Me: Um, no. But I think she totally looks like that Carly chick from American Idol a couple of seasons ago.
Steve (after playing with his iPhone for a few minutes): That's because it is that Carly chick from American Idol up there.
Me: Huh. I'm a little embarrassed that I knew that.
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During band #4
Steve: I just told people we were coming to see your favorite heavy metal band.
Me: They're not heavy metal, they sing love songs.
Steve: They sing about death.
Me: Yes, love songs about death.
Steve: Heavy metal is just easier to say.
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Love songs about death...nice.
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